Posted by: Deanna | September 20, 2007

Overheard at Register 8

Wife: I really wish you wouldn’t do that.

Husband: What else could I have done?

Wife: Well, I Really don’t think you should do that!

Wife looks at cashier.

Wife: Husbands aren’t supposed to have their wife paged over the PA in the store, are they? (Shaking her head in the negative position)

Cashier gets her drift and says: Oh no! Husbands should NEVER page their wife over the PA. It’s really frowned upon here!

Wife: See?

Cashier: (looking at husband) Did you do that?

Husband: Yeah, for the last twenty minutes.

Cashier: Could’ve been worse. Could’ve announced a Code Adam.

Wife: What’s that?

Cashier: Missing child. They announce a description of the missing child and employees man the doors to make sure no one exits the building with the child.

Wife looks horrified that cashier may have given husband a great idea for their next trip to WalMart!

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